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Name: Kym-Burl-E
Birthday: 11/6/1988
Gender: Female


Interests: being too scene to clean


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Member Since: 8/29/2004

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~*The Aquabats*~
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Action Action Sweetens My Tea.
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*Yeah Yeah Yeahs Generation*
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i want edward scissorhands to cut my hair
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Thursday, September 21, 2006

hello kitty knows how to make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. too bad i hate mean sandwiches.


Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Currently Listening
American Cheese
By Nerf Herder
i was thinking of you when i jerked off into my sock last night
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i stepped in cat vomit this morning after i got out of the shower.

p.s. my cell phone is fucking lost somewhere in the universe soo i wouldnt recomend trying to call me for like the next 2 years.


Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Currently Listening
Stop the Future
By The Epoxies
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this whole "school" thing is not really working for me. yeahh. i thought about it and i just dont think i am going to go anymore.


Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Currently Listening
Alkaline Trio
By Alkaline Trio
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today was at best, a series of unfortunate events.

 for example, we ran out of laundry detergent after i had already started a load of clothes which really needed to be washed along with my entire wardrobe since i insist on waiting untill i only have one more pair of clean underware before i even think about doing laundry.

then i managed to spill this paint can in my room that i had been using to cover up this hair color stain in the bathroom annnd since my dad insisted on wood floor you would logicaly think that it would be easy clean up...but it wasnt. annd all my shit was all over the floor soo half of the clothes i own got covered or splattered with paint which doesnt come out at all. an on top of that the paint went into the cracks between the floor boards and i spent all afternoon using a toothbrush trying to get it out.

 soo i mean that kinda sucked but it is me we are talking about so it wasnt really a "bad" day persay untill i walked into my room and stepped on this belt buckle that was facing up and somehow this metal part of the clasp dug all the way into my foot and when i finally worked up the nerve to pull it out all this blood went all over the floor that i had  just spent 8 years of my life cleaning.  i mean what the fuck? literaly. that is just riddiculous.that is like something that happens in some weird lifetime orginal movie that is supposed to teach a message about not being an asshole because otherwise karma will fuck you up the ass. thats not actualy supposed to happen in real life. jesus. anyshit. the only good thing that came out of today was finding one of my alkaline trio albums soo i guess all is well that ends well or something. except my foot that is.


Monday, August 21, 2006

Currently Listening
With Love and Squalor
By We Are Scientists
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sooo today was ooookk i guess, although yesterday was a major ass fest. i thought it was an extremly good idea to get a perm buuuttt as it turned out it was an EXTREMLY bad idea. i thought that my hair wouldnt take the perm, but it hardcore did. and i tried to fix it by blowdrying it annd i ended up looking like diana ross on drugs. in fact maybe comparing myself to diana ross is being kind, in reality i looked  like carrot top with blonde hair right after he got electricuted. (which was kind of upsetting) but after i re-washed it i figured that i could work it in a retro-post modern madonna sort of way. (plus my dad said that i looked like glenn close in fatal attraction and that cant possibly be bad, right?)

EDIT: I JUST GOT PINK EYE FROM A STUPID FAT CAT.  i hope everyone is real proud of themselves. now i have to go become a superhereo that shoots puss out of their eyes.



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